What is the difference between Claudio and god?
Nothing…Claudio is god…
“Come know me as god”
That’s when Godio Sanchez was born.
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'super mario sunshine was the worst mario game'
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don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college
we dont need no education
we dont need no thought control
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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
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We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
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They did it, they fucking did it.
can someone explain this to me
Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.
I don’t think people fully grasp just how awful it was. This one game, by the sheer merit of its unmatched shittiness, destroyed the video game and console market so thoroughly that the at home video game nearly went the way of the 8-track player.
It was literally so awful that it nearly changed the entire course of technology.
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